I have a new, favourite word and it’s asspanda. I’ve got to try to use it sometime in a conversation. Maybe with my brother?
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From here.

I’ve got to prepare myself for rearranging my bookshelf.
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Taken from here.

My money definitely would have been on Matthew McConnaughey.
Hey, I said the same thing to myself while looking at the graph!
The graph is wrong; the estimations are based on Google image search hits, and why would hits be an indicator of the real-life frequency of shirtlessness?
To prove our theory: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw ;)
Well, if Paparazzi are following you around all the time, the longer you’re shirtless, the higher the chances of having a foto of you being shirtless and the higher the chances of it turning up in the Google image search… :)
But it’s just for fun anyway.
You should look up Salman Khan. Really. :)
Salman Khan gets me a disappointing 20%. But a nice body :)
Oh he’s a bunch of crap.
Funny tidbit: I know for a fact that Salman is a shorty, barely 2 inches taller than the shorty that I am (I’m a little over (yeah, a little over) 5 ft 3 inches). For I’ve had the pleasure (sic) of power walking alongside a shirtless (obv.) Salman flanked by two bodyguard (wtf.), at the seaside promenade around where we both live. Anyway, a few days ago, I saw a video of some song with him that also featured a whole bunch of hot white women, on the beach. All shorter than him, obv. to make him appear like this strapping tall god.
It was nice to know that the joke’s really on him.
Okay, that means I’m a good 3 inches taller than him… Nope, not good.
You know, another funny tidbit. Empress Sissi (of Austria) was taller than her husband,emperor Franz-Josef. He insisted on having all the painters paint him taller than her (usually with her sitting and him standing behind her on a box).
He actually succeeded, if a hundred years late, because nowadays hardly anyone knows that.
Ok. You’re fracken tall.
You get that I hate you, right?
mmhhh… I’m upper average in Austria. There are slightly more people shorter than me, but a lot of people are taller as well.
At least we got it out of the way before we actually meet :)
Average Indian woman height is 5 ft 2″.
So I’ll be walking the streets of Vienna with this decidedly hot woman with legs that probably never end…I would totally beat myself over the head, but I’m try to convince myself that I could compensate with my devastatingly pretty face. You can tower over me. Whatever. Meh.
:D
You can decide about the hot part when we meet. I’ll give you that I’m tall. :)
And there’s definitely a lot of guys shorter than me in Austria and they prefer the smaller girls. So… ;)