10. The dog ate it. [Shit, don’t have a dog.]
9. I overslept. [It’s quarter to six. In the evening.]
8. There were these ninjas and the cheese and squirrels! [If C. doesn’t do it, it’s not funny.]
7. I forgot. [Then why am I typing this?]
6. Nobody reads these things anyway. [Now I doubtlessly will have insulted all my readers. Don’t go! You’re great!]
5. I’m a creative black hole. All the creativity is there, but it doesn’t get out. Nothing does. *maniac laughter* [After insulting my readers, I will now have scared them away.]
4. Lists are so uncool. [But… but… I LOVE LISTS!]
3. You know, there was this thing at work and suddenly I had something to do and there was no time to blog and I’m really really sorry and I’ll try to do better. [This is kinda true.]
2. I don’t know.
1. Hang on, there is a top 10 list now! [Well… Kinda.]