We all know that the internet is screwing with our attention spans. Let’s celebrate that fact!
Here are 10 videos shorter than 30 seconds and completely awesome. Most are funny, though a few are more black humour than anything else.
In any case, you will have reached the end of this post in about 10 minutes. If your internet connection is really slow.
10. – 8. Bad Movie Lines
All of the following three videos claim to capture the worst dialogue in the history of film… and they’re all pretty damn close at least.
7. Cute Things Falling Asleep
There’s actually a whole blog devoted to this… Say it with me now. AAAAAAAAWWWWWWW.
6. Man gets almost hit by bus
Holy fucking shit. And yet, my evil side is laughing really hard about this…
5. Obama’s Elf
There’s actually a whole German radio programme devoted to this kind of thing. Unfortunately, you have to know German for it to make any sense.
4. Suprised Kitty
Oh goodness, the cuteness.
3. The Sneezing Baby Panda
I don’t know why it makes me laugh so hard but it does.
Jonathan Coulton is awesome. The monkey beats him, though.
1. Kiefer Is a Pirate
It was very hard to decide between Kiefer and Monkey, but in the end, Kiefer has seniority.