Thanks to LiberryDwarf, I’m an avid reader of NotAlwaysRight.com. People are amazingly weird, strange and yes, stupid.

But today’s conversation just killed me.

Poor, Albeit Tasty Substitutes

Retail | Concord, CA, USA

Me: “Hi, welcome to ***. Do you need any help finding anything?”

Customer: “Yeah, I need diapers and condoms.”

Me: “Um, we don’t sell those here. We’re a beverage store.”

Customer: “Oh okay, then give me some fruit roll ups and towels.”