There are Fornicating Dinosaurs on Ebay!

Up for auction is a one of a kind Chicken Nugget. I did not create this nugget formation. I simply opened the bag of frozen nuggets and it was already formed that way. What can I say other than the 2 Dinosaurs seem to be ….er….um….Fornicating. Which isn’t so unusual except for the fact that these are two entirely different breeds of dinosaurs and I don’t really think this is what Darwin meant by survival of the fittest.
So now YOU have the opportunity to bid on and possibly own this unique example of why the dinosaurs may have become extinct.
This is NOT for human consumption. I will refrigerate the item until I mail it to. UPON RECEIPT OF THIS ITEM YOU SHOULD NOT EAT IT. THIS ITEM SHOULD NOT BE EATEN BY ANYONE OR ANYTHING. IT IS NOT SAFE TO EAT. IF YOU EAT THIS I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ILLNESS OR INJURY THAT MAY RESULT FROM BEING STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT AN UNREFRIGERATED CHICKEN PRODUCT.

Okay, I have to admit it: I suspect humour is involved in this case. But as for the next one, I don’t think so…

Sorry for the crappy quality… If you can’t read it, it says: Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. And yes, we’re talking Human here.

Anyone want some pudding? My boyfriend just had some very productive days!