Another meme from John Green’s site. This one’s a bit different though.

Type your name into Google with the verb that comes after in the question. Answer with your favorites from the first page of google results. Have fun!

I’m doing this with my first name only – Lena.

Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
A: “Lena needs a straight jacket” (How did they know?), “Lena needs someone to sleep with” (This is uncanny)

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
A: “Lena looks like she is one of our best producing mares” (uhhhmmmm)

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
A: “So Lena says, ‘Well, how did that work, that business of going to schurch?’ ” (What’s a schurch?)

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
A: “lena wants you to join their mob” (but only if it’s a good mob)

Q:Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
A: “Lena does some karaoke” (well, yes, sometimes)

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
A: “Lena hates you, she told me so!” (I do? I did?); “Lena hates the futility of her life” (okay, okay, got me)

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
A: “Lena asks if Roseanne thinks she can stop her.” (she definitely can’t! I’m UNSTOPPABLE!)

Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
A: “Lena likes fuckin freaks.” (Interpret after own wishes.); “Lena likes it in public.” (I knew I had a porn name.)

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
A: “Lena eats properly and wears her rubbers.” (I do my best.); “Lena eats chocolate cake and also likes being eaten.” (*blush*)

Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.
A: “Lena wears them to overcome sadness” (no comment)

Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.
A: “Lena was arrested for poisoning Michael’s allergy pills Lena was arrested for insider trading Lena was arrested for the beating death of her mother” (actual results like that without any punctuation. Does that count as one sentence? I especially like the beating death.)

Q: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.
A: “Lena loves Dr. Who.” (Definitely); “Lena loves to ride her Steckenpferd” [Steckenpferd = hobby horse] (at least I did love it.)