Every time when I think that I can scrap this feature because people have finally understood that typing whole questions into search engines is an excercise in futility, the questions are back. *le sigh*
“is the movie jcvd in anyway biographical”?
Yes and no. The situation in the beginning of the movie – Van Damme fighting for custody (though in reality he has a son, not a daughter), only getting crappy roles in crappy movies etc. that’s pretty true. (Though I don’t know if Steven Seagal really cut his ponytail for a role and therefore booted Van Damme out.) The whole robbery thing – no, that didn’t really happen.
“what is my favorite disney movie?”
Well, how the hell should I know what your favourite disney movie is? At that, how should anyone but yourself find that out?
“what is the difference between a buffalo”?
I’m pretty sure that this question was cut off. If not, it’s another genius example of what we call Anti-Humor here in Austria. I love it.
Other examples would be:
- A pig goes round a corner and is gone.
- A man gets on the bus, drives for five stations, gets off and goes into a shopping center. When he comes out again, the bus is gone.
- Two scyscrapers sit in a cellar and knit oil. What is wrong with this picture?
Fish don’t have wings.
And now, there’s
- What’s the differenc between a buffalo?