Are We Not Cats (2016)

Are We Not Cats
Director: Xander Robin
Writer: Xander Robin
Cast: Michael Patrick NicholsonChelsea LopezMichael Godere
Part of: /slash Filmfestival
Seen on: 1.10.2016
[Review by cornholio.]

Eli (Michael Patrick Nicholson) has hit rock bottom. Within only just a few hours, he finds himself homeless, jobless and dumped. It’s the perfect time for a fresh start then. And that’s when he meets Anya (Chelsea Lopez) through her boyfriend Kyle (Michael Godere). Eli finds himself drawn to her and his attraction seems to be reciprocated, but it’s only when they discover that they both like to eat their hair, when they really fall for each other. But it only takes a few days for things to spiral out of control.

Are We Not Cats did not work for me at all. The pacing was off and the ending pushed the film from slightly boring, but not uninteresting to absolutely ridiculous in no time at all.


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