Spring Break Zombie Massacre (2016)

Spring Break Zombie Massacre
Director: Robert Carnevale
Writer: Sam Suchmann, Mattie Zufelt
Cast: Sam Suchmann, Mattie Zufelt, Madeline BrumbyAllison Maier, Johnny Collins, Paul ‘Pauly D’ DelVecchio
Part of: /slash Filmfestival
Seen on: 25.9.2016
[Review by cornholio.]

Plot:
Half-brothers Sam (Sam Suchmann) and Mattie (Mattie Zufelt) were born on the same day to different mothers. Their birth was marked by their huge powers – powers so great, the devil himself (Johnny Collins) came to claim them, but failed. 20 years later, Sam and Mattie are preparing to party through Spring Break when the devil shows up again with a horde of zombie minions to try once more to defeat the brothers.

Spring Break Zombie Massacre is a pure male wish-fulfillment fantasy made film, proving that men with Down syndrome have the same sexist fantasies as men without.

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Dear God No! (2011)

Dear God No!
Director: James Bickert
Writer: James Bickert
Cast: Jett Bryant, Madeline Brumby, Paul McComiskey, Olivia LaCroix, Shane Morton, John Collins, Nik Morgan, James Bickert
Part of: /slash Filmfestival

[Trigger Warning]

Plot:
The Impalers are a motorcycle gang as bad as they come. But after raping and murdering a group of nuns, they lose even the support of their fellow-bikers. After a shoot-out at a bar, where the Impalers kill everyone, they make their escape to a remote cabin, taking the family living there as hostages. What seems as an easy continuation of their blood spree at first, turns a little more complicated when they find that the family is hiding a secret in the basement.

Dear God No! did not work at all for me. Apart from disgusting, this movie was just disgusting.

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