Some time ago I posted links to various literary related stuff, one of them to the Bulwer-Lytton award where, in turn you could find the Bad Sex Award (see also liberrydwarf). Now, I just read it again – these sex scenes really are hilarious – when something I didn’t notice before caught my eye:
From The Late Hector Kipling by David Thewlis (Picador)
David Thewlis? David FUCKING Thewlis?
And yes, Prof. Lupin writes bad sex.
I’m devastated.
*rofl*
I suppose being a werewolf is not condusive to sensual sex…
So it seems. But maybe, we should let Laurell K. Hamilton know?
Anyway, suddenly Lupin isn’t so cute anymore… :P
Naw…I think in LKH books the problem is who the werewolves (and werehyenas, and werelions, and wererats and wereleopards and were-whatever-the-hell-she-seduces-next) are having sex *with*. I firmly believe that no good sex can be had with the doomcrotch. Ever.
Btw…I couldn’t even read the nominations…not to the end, anyway.
I had to go flush my brain in bleach to get rid of the images.
doomcrotch *rofl*
you just made my day. hell, my week.
yeah, the nominations are really bad. But also very, very funny.