I love me a good conspiracy theory as much as the next person. Elvis never died, but Paul McCartney did. The moon landing never happened, and Mel Gibson owns hundreds of “The Catcher in the Rye” books.
I can go on and on and on… the thing is, I’ve heard most of the big stories in one form of the other. But I hadn’t heard this one before:
Bielefeld does not exist.
Supposedly Bielefeld.
Allegedly, Bielefeld is a city in North-Western Germany with about 330.000 inhabitants. But the thing is, it’s actually a huge cover up for an alien space ship. Or a government project. Or something. If you don’t believe me, ask yourself these three questions:
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Do you know someone from Bielefeld?
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Have you ever been to Bielefeld?
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Do you know anybody, who has ever been to Bielefeld?
When [yes, when, not if] you answer all these questions with “no”, ask somebody else. [If you can answer any of these questions with yes, please contact me. I have some questions myself.] If you ask anybody else and they answer any of these questions with yes, immediately plan their kidnapping and interrogate them. Torture them, if necessary. And let me know what they have to say for themselves!
If you still don’t believe me, how about this story? [quote wiki]
Due to a mapping flaw, the satellite image and the street map of Bielefeld were misaligned in Google Maps’ hybrid view, placing most of the street map of Bielefeld into a forest area nearby.
Mapping flaw… misaligned… Who believes that shit? Bielefeld just isn’t there!
And don’t let yourself be convinced that it could be any different. Enough people don’t buy this story, so that the non-existant city council of Bielefeld receives a few calls and letters everyday, with questions about their unbeing. But obviously we have a friend, who works for THEM: There was a pamphlet, telling us that “Bielefeld does exist” (yeah, right, how gullible do you think I am?). And our friend saw to it, that THEY published it on April 1st, giving us the perfect hint.
Be really, really careful, though. This issue is bigger than any of us. THEY are everywhere and I don’t want anything to happen to you, okay?!
Translation:
Mum: Listen, Tobias! Mum and dad are in a witness relocation programme! That’s why we need to move to a place nobody knows exists!
Tobias: To Bielefeld??
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yes i know a lot of people from Bielefeld :S ! It exist I would travel there in september. Where did you get that from :S ?
Well, Wikipedia had a list of unusual articles, which is dead now. But there you could find the most amazing stuff…
[…] people would say, “nothing because it doesn’t exist“. But let’s indulge a little bit and pretend that it does exist, here are the Main […]
I AM from Bielefeld. AND I have some friends there so I KNOW someone from Bielefeld who has been there.
I HAVE ever heard about Bielefeld, because I lived there for 7 years.
I’ve heard this story somewhere, but I don’t know where. My mother knows this story too, because it was a long time ago at TV.
And btw…
BIELEFELD ROCKZ!!!!! =D
Apparently, not all internet conspiracy theories are true… who would have thought? ;)
Hey GUYS I lived in Bielefeld for 16 years I even went to school there, so I know that bielefeld does exist… :D :D :D
It’s an amazing place :D :D Now I’m living in Italy… tomorrow I go to bielefeld for 2 weeks!!! I can’T WAIT TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS AGAIN :D AFTER 5 YEARS :D:D:D:D
i was in hepen nr beelfeld however i went to school there when i was a youngster and my fayher was in the forces in 1971 lovely people and a lovely clean place
hey there, well I kinda am from bielefeld, i lived there for 8 years, and it is an amazing place, this conspiracy is kind of stupid because alot of people in america know about bielefeld i guess it just depends on where you live :))
I was stationed in Bielefeld for 3 years in the 1980’s……..or was I ? maybe I was on a spaceship after all !!
I bet it was the latter… ;)
hmmmm…!!!!!!!!! well are you sure its not called by the name of BIELEDORF??????….actually i recall some images from the old X Files series??
Well, I guess we can talk about the name of a non-existing thing. ;)
my blog ist from …ähhh…bielefeld…or not in don t now????? where i am
nixzen.wordpress.com
and so the plot thickens…
Hmm … i was once in Bielefeld and i know at least 2-3 peoples living there.
eeeehm… 1.yes, i know at least 28 people that is from Bielefeld 2. Yes, I’ve. I was there in september 2009 3. Yes, !
I don’t know what to say to that. Could it be that countless internet conspiracy theories were just disproven???
I lived one year in Bielefeld (Erasmus. Yes, I chose Bielefeld. Yes, I did. Really. No, really).
Bur don´t say the doctors that I´ve been peeping in the internet…. shhhhh……. I´m not allowed…..
bielefeld i love you
I was born there and I’m not even german!
ciaoooo a tutti
I am an American who lived in Bielefeld – Heepen from 1992 to 1994 when the whole Conspiracy began. You see, this was a cover for a top-secret Nato organization being formed at the old British camp on Detmolder Strasse. Their mission: to bomb Federal Yugoslavia and subjugate the Balkans, just like the Habsburgs and later Third Reich, wanted to do. Ultimately they were successful, but by 1994 that secret headquarters moved east to Rheindahlen. Does Nato really exist? Did the Balkans really exist? Who wins? Who looses?
I’m glad somebody finally talks about this and raises the really important questions on my blog.
I think we can safely assume that nothing exists and we all lose.