Exactly what it says in the title. :)
Here’s the full list: [under the break]
Worst Picture
- Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans (Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!)
- The Happening
- The Hottie and The Nottie
- In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
- The Love Guru
Worst Actor
- Larry the Cable Guy (Witless Protection)
- Eddie Murphy (Meet Dave)
- Mike Myers (The Love Guru)
- Al Pacino (88 Minutes and Righteous Kill)
- Mark Wahlberg (The Happening and Max Payne)
Worst Actress
- Jessica Alba (The Eye and Love Guru)
- The Cast of The Women (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Meg Ryan)
- Cameron Diaz (What Happens in Vegas)
- Paris Hilton (The Hottie and The Nottie)
- Kate Hudson (Fool’s Gold and My Best Friend’s Girl)
Worst Supporting Actors
- Uwe Boll as Uwe Boll (Uwe Boll‘s Postal)
- Pierce Brosnan (Mamma Mia!)
- Ben Kingsley (The Love Guru, War, Inc. and The Wackness)
- Burt Reynolds (Deal and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale)
- Verne Troyer (The Love Guru and Uwe Boll‘s Postal)
Worst Supporting Actress
- Carmen Electra (Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans)
- Paris Hilton (Repo! The Genetic Opera)
- Kim Kardashian (Disaster Movie)
- Jenny McCarthy (Witless Protection)
- Leelee Sobieski (88 Minutes and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale)
Worst Screen Couple
- Uwe Boll and ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
- Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher (What Happens in Vegas)
- Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore (The Hottie and The Nottie)
- Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy (Witless Protection)
- Eddie Murphy IN Eddy Murphy
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
- The Day the Earth Blowed Up Real Good
- Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
- Speed Racer
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Worst Director
- Uwe Boll (1968 Tunnel Rats, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale and Postal)
- Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans)
- Tom Putnam (The Hottie and The Nottie)
- Marco Schnabel (The Love Guru)
- M. Night Shyamalan (The Happening)
Worst Screenplay
- Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans (Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer)
- The Happening (M. Night Shyamalan)
- The Hottie and The Nottie (Heidi Ferrer)
- In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (Doug Taylor)
- The Love Guru (Mike Myers and Graham Gordy)
Worst Career Achievement
What do you think? I’m honestly very surprised that You Don’t Mess With the Zohan didn’t get one single nomination.
Other than that, I’m shocked that I’ve seen 7 (seven) [SEVEN!] of the nominated movies…
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I’ve seen 12 :-) sadly, not the one with Paris in it. Setting that aside, I think The Happening takes the cake any day, although Marky shouldn’t be blamed. Al Pacino should get worst actor. And i dunno why Alba is being nominated! She was the only decent thing in The Eye (and I don’t mean physically :-))
Oh yeah, The Happening was really bad. The thing with movies like Disaster Movie or The Love Guru is that it’s so obvious that they’re going to be bad that giving them a Razzie is almost wasted spite.
But with films like The Happening, from a director who pretends to make art and who’s hungry for critical acclaim and who definitely takes himself to seriously – there the Razzie is so much better placed.
Unfortunately no one learns from the experience. Why is M. Night Shyamalan still allowed to make movies?
I haven’t seen either of the Al Pacino movies, but I’m really wondering what happened to the guy. It’s sad to see, really.
Haven’t seen The Eye, I can’t really tell about Jessica Alba. But I’m willing to defend her in memory of Dark Angel.
Dark Angel and Sin City :-)
My mum was childhood friends with Shyamlan and she says that even then he used to tell scary stories at night with a torch lighting his face :-) I watched the movie mainly because of her insistence that I accompany her to the theater! After Sixth Sense, he seems to have totally lost it. My friends and I laughed ourselves hoarse when we saw The Village :-D
I have to admit that I never liked any of his movies. Might be because I already knew the twist of Sixth Sense, might be because I guessed the “twists” of the other movies, might be because I just can’t relate to his way of making movies. Anyway – what about Unbreakable or Signs or *shudder* Lady in the Water? They all sucked.
Maybe you can tell your mum to call him and tell him that he should get off his high horse and let people tell him when his screenplays suck? :)
Ya will do :-) and yes Lady in the Water was particularly bad! *shudder*
Good. My work is done here. ;)
OK, here’s the thing. I’m going to go ahead and back Love Guru. Yes, I promised myself never to watch it but ended up laughing nay chuckling at the film anyhow. Sure the concept invited derision but trust me when I say that he nailed the pretentious guru culture quite effectively. I fail to understand how Love Guru was *that* different from say, the Austin Powers films.
Moving onto The Happening. Terrible film and such a lousy lousy performance from Marky Mark. That said, Mr Night did achieve a sort of restraint and near brilliance with Unbreakable (which happens to be my fav M Night film) and let’s not forget that despite the logical and narrative flaws with Signs, the mood was perfect with some brilliant moments. Phoenix watching TV anyone?
You know, I kind of like the Austin Powers movies. There are some bad jokes [some really bad jokes], but mostly these movies are so crazy it’s funny.
I haven’t seen Love Guru, so I don’t know if I would think it more or less funny than Austin Powers. Maybe I’ll watch it. Maybe.
Unbreakable would probably be my favourite of the M. Night’s movies as well, if I had to choose a favourite. But mostly, he concentrates so hard on making his movies twisty (and fails), that he forgets the rest.
But I do think that he could be a good director – you’re right, there are some moments, where you can almost see it. He just needs to let other people write the screenplays.
I KNOW I ruined 6th Sense for you, kalafudra.
And I KNOW I’ll never be allowed to live it down.
*sigh*
Having said that, I only saw 5 of the nominees, and while I agree that Marky Mark was outacted by that fake pot plant, I genuinely loved “Dungeon Siege”…because that film transcended badness and reached the promised lands of OMG-I-can’t-stop-laughing.
Besides, if you combine orcs, ninjas, Shaggy and blue iridescent contact lenses, what could possibly go wrong?
@deadra:
Didn’t say anything, did I? I don’t think that apart from Shyamalan, anyone is necessary to ruin his movies. :)
Okay, I give you the absolute hilarity of Dungeon Siege. It really was the best Uwe Boll comedy. So, let’s be happy that he gets a life achievement award.