This one I got from L., who in turn has it from here.
1. Who was the last person to call you babe?
The last person who was allowed to call me babe, was my ex-boyfriend. And that was ages ago…
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
I rarely use one, but when I do, yes, I return it. Common courtesy, methinks.
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Sure. I don’t make a habit of kissing people I don’t want to kiss, so…
4. Has someone ever sang a song to you?
My sister is a voracious Singstar player, if you want to count that. And I got some mix tapes. Other than that, no.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
Sometimes. I used to be obsessed with it, and set myself on rehab. Now, if I do one a month, that’s a lot.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?
Hell, no. Maybe a couple of hours, but not much longer.
7. Have you danced in the rain?
Yes.
8. Would you consider yourself a jock/prep/goth/emo/gangster?
A geek. [Why is there no geek category?] And proud of it.
9. Ever been to the beach?
Sure.
10. Do you like cheese?
Yes. The harder the better.
11. Have you ever been to the emergency room?
Yes. A couple of broken bones (not at the same time) and some other stuff.
12. Do you like hot or cold weather more?
If I have to choose, I go for cold weather. But I prefer moderate weather (20-28°C).
13. How many different kinds of meat have you eaten?
Huh… Well, the general pork, beef, chicken, then of course sheep, duck, goose, hare, doe. I once had kangaroo and even maggots. If it’s eaten, I’ve probably tried. [I draw my line at horses, cats and dogs.]
14. Do you pass gas and blame it on others?
No. That’s not a nice thing to do.
15. Do you like winter?
I don’t really need it.
16. Have you wiped a booger under your desk?
Nope. [And ew.]
17. Do you have a secret crush?
No. My crushes are usually not secret. But right now, I’m pretty crush-less.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do?
Uhm… debating how many books I can safe, probably.
19. Would you get plastic surgery?
Depends. I don’t categorically say no, but right now, I don’t think I need it.
20. Who do you text the most?
I generally don’t text much.
21. What color are your eyes?
Green, bordering on brown. I remember when they were blue…
22. How tall are you?
1m73 or 5′ 8″
23. Do you wish you had smaller feet?
Oh yes. Definitely.
24. Has a rumor been spread about you?
Sure. In 6th grade people thought I was a lesbian. 2 years ago, I was said to have gone to a convent [yes, me! I’m still laughing about that]. And that’s just the bigger rumours that I remember off the top of my head.
25. Have you written a secret admirer letter?
Nope, never. Though I have written love letters.
26. Ever fallen for your best friend?
Nope. Deadra, you’re safe. ;)
27. Age you lost your virginity?
16. Quite boring, isn’t it?
28. Would you pretend to like something to please your partner?
No. But I would like that he likes it and that settles that.
29. Favorite Ex?
hm… probably K., who’s not really an ex, but we had a thing and he’s the only one I still have rather regular contact with. Most of my exes are spread around the world, which makes it rather difficult.
30. Are you insecure about your weight?
About my weight? No. I don’t even know what I weigh. About my figure? Yes, sometimes.
31. Ever had a sexual fantasy?
What kind of question is that? OF COURSE! Who hasn’t? Maybe I’ll tell you about it someday…
32. Would you rather give or receive?
The question is what? Then again, I’m more of a giver, although I love to receive, too. But doing only one of the two doesn’t work anyway.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Too little sleep altogether.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
My parts look more like my dad (same nose, same eyebrows, same dimple when I laugh, same feet) but my general effect is like my mom.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
Usually 15-20 minutes.
36. Do you watch reality tv?
No. Don’t see their point.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I don’t know… too many to choose from.
38. Do you illegally burn music?
Yes. But if I really like the CD, I go out and get the original. If it’s worth it, I want them to have their money.
39. What did you do for New Years Eve?
Is this question in every questionnaire? You know the answer to that one already.
40. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
Yes, pretty much. But I have rather fond memories of watching it with some friends.
41. Last sporting event attended?
Uhm… sporting event I actually attended? uhm… I don’t think… oh yeah, about 15 years ago I was at a local football match. phew.
42. Have you been to an IMAX theater?
Yes. Ages ago.
43. Was your mom a cheerleader?
No.
44. Were you a planned pregnancy for your parents?
No.
45. What is your middle name?
Lisa
46. How old was your mom when she gave birth to you?
34
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Around 6, usually. Although I would need 8. See also # 33.
48. Last time you had sex?
Oh God, don’t ask. Way too long anyway. With work and uni, my pussy is about as frequented as … well, something that’s not frequented at all. Thank goodness for masturbation.
49. What do you buy at the Movies?
Tickets. And if I didn’t have the time to eat something or feel like it, nachos (with salsa sauce). And diet coke.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
No. And even if I would, I would suck so much. My face betrays me. I sometimes call it Judas, just to freak me out.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yes, of course. And everybody should.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
As little as possible. Unless there’s someone staying over (in a non-sexual way), then I wear an old T-Shirt and some pants.
53. Anything big ever happen in your town?
Sure… I mean, just the other day… or was it last month? You’d think that a city like Vienna is chokeful with big news. But it isn’t. Only small, amazingly stupid stuff.
54. Is your hair straight or curly?
Straight, with some waves, if it’s in the right mood.
55. Is your tongue pierced?
Nope… but I once kissed a guy with a tongue piercing and let me tell you, I still dream about it…
56. Do you like Liver and Onions?
Every once in a while (read: every 2-3 years).
57. What is your favorite sushi?
Butter fish.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like people who can be both best. But if I have to choose, I’d go with serious. I just can’t deal with people who keep on joking when the time’s not right.
59. Ever been to Hollywood?
Nope, not yet.
60. Who is on your mind right now?
I’m thinking about the people I know who insist on being funny when a major crisis occurs.
61. Any plans for tonight?
Uni until 10pm. Then I’ll come home and watch some TV or read or both, till it’s time to go to bed.
62. Last party attended?
Uhm… abstrakt’s birthday party. [Does that count as a party? It was more of a meeting with some beer and a lot of talking.]
63. Do you hate chocolate?
WHAT? WHAT? I will not dignify this question with an answer.
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
We hardly fight.
65. Are you a gullible person?
A little bit. I do think that my assessment of situations and persons is rather accurate, but my default setting is that the world is good.
66. Ever go to a theme or costume party?
Yes.
67. If you could have any job what would it be?
Any job at all? Successful writer.
68. Are you easy to get along with?
Yes, I think so.
69. What is your favorite time of day?
The time between waking up for the first time and realising that I still have time to sleep and waking up for the fifth time, when I actually have to get up.
70. Are you a generally happy person?
Yes. Except for when I’m not.
You were said to have gone to a convent… ???? Who spread this? Or, if you don’t know that, where did you get this information from?
Well, it was kind of a misunderstanding which spun out of control. I can tell you about it, when we talk the next time, it’s rather hard to explain in writing…
I was about to ask just the same question – saturday it is, then. :)
And I can’t remember the other rumor at all… I guess it was never passed on to me. But then, I managed to forget a whole person, so…
Anyway, it’s rather entertaining how frankly you answer all those questions (e.g. 48). And it’s really amazing that you accomplish to put humour in every single questionnaire you answer.
Saturday it is.
You couldn’t remember the other rumor because it was before we went to school together. I remember being mildly bewildered because if something of my identity’s clear for me, then it’s my heterosexualness (and my femaleness). But I didn’t pay it any more attention after that. (When they saw me kissing a guy like 6 years later, I immediately was a slut… you stop caring after a while.)
Anyhoo… I think that being honest is what these questionnaires are about and as stupid as they are, if you answer them honestly, you can open ways of communication.
And humour is essential. Even if it sometimes is of the “I laugh so I don’t cry variety”. :)
Oh, I mixed up “6.Klasse” and “6th grade”… Well, at least I don’t have to worry about my memory this time – I was just too stupid to understand it correctly (makes it way better, doesn’t it?). ;)
Don’t worry about it… stuff like this happens to me all the time. :)