[This meme is a little like a bad trip that keeps on getting weirder and weirder until it stops. But it is pretty funny.]

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? 

Huh… I don’t know if I can answer this question with a clear conscience since I’m totally a pacifist and don’t believe in violent means to achieve anything.

2.You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? 

What’s with the wiping from existence stuff?

3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face? 

Actually, no one, not even secretly.

4.What is your favorite cheese?

Vorarlberger Bergkäse. [Vorarlberg is a region in Austria. Bergkäse means mountain cheese.]

5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? 

Depending on my mood. Right now I would like a Sandwich made from Pumpernickel (kind of bread), cream cheese, tomatoes, a little salt, and cress.

6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? 

Oh, I think we all know, don’t we?

7.You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? 

Incubus‘ Brandon Boyd.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? 

BOOKS! and DVDs!

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? 

New York. To see the Tim Burton exhibit.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? 

Plunder the museum shop of the Tim Burton exhibit.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…? 

Martini D’oro

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and
what are you going to do when you get there? 

WOODSTOCK!

13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

No money.

14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise? 

Goodness, I’ve no idea. But it would be funny and a look at gender roles.

15.What is your favorite curse word? 

Donnerdrummel. [which is the word Ronia uses]

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? 

I ask them what they want.

17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item? 

My bookshelf. [In emergencies, one develops superpowers, right?]

18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? 

Call my family and friends and say goodbye.

19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?

Controlling time.

20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? 

Hmmm… sex with Christian Bale?

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? 

I wouldn’t erase anything. It all shaped me and I like myself the way I am.

22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now? 

Scotland.

23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? 

Well, since I’m sitting in Scotland it should be one there. But I don’t really know any bars there, so I don’t know what to say. Anyway, I have my lifetime supply of Martini D’Oro, right?

24.Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?

deadra’s.

25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? 

Uhm, I don’t know… It seems so unfair to resurrect only one. I’m torn between Heath Ledger and Kurt Cobain and Viriginia Woolf and Jane Austen and so many others. Don’t make me choose.

26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? 

I’m lucky enough that nobody I’m close to ever died. So maybe I can use that additional life to bring another famous person back?

27.What’s your theme song? 

Difficult question. But maybe Average Man or Self Help by the Turin Brakes.