The last time you smiled:
Reading Brookmyre. That guy is hilarious. In this particular instance it was:
He exhaled slowly and rolled over on to his back, his heart still head-butting his chest wall like it had a pogo-stick and a crash helmet.
The last time you kissed:
Someone for real? ;) I don’t even remember, it’s been so long. [Man, chastity really is annoying.]
The last time you danced:
This morning, to wake up. Shantel always does the job.
The last time you flushed:
I rarely blush (and if the question is actually asking after my toilet habits, I don’t think that would be interesting to anyone, so I won’t answer).
The last time you cried:
Watching Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang.
The last time you cursed:
This morning, when I dropped my hair brush.
The last time you lied:
Contrary to L., I don’t consider the Easter Bunny or any such thing a lie, it’s a story. So, excluding those things, my last lie was… bloody hell, I can’t even remember. I wouldn’t have thought that I was that honest…
The last time you fell silent:
Uhm, fell silent for what reason? Out of embarassment – hardly ever happens, can’t recall a single instance right now. Because I was being drowned out – happens everytime my family comes together. Somebody is always drowned out in the noise (my family is loud, people), sometimes it’s me.
The last time you laughed:
Real hard and for a long time: The day before yesterday, when I saw a really funny play. Basically laughed non-stop for two hours. A short burst: yesterday. I went to dinner with my mum and she left the tip. She wanted to leave four euros and had two two-euro coins and one one-euro coin. So, she took away one of the two-euro coins and I told her that that wasn’t right. So she took away the other two-euro coin instead. And totally didn’t get why I started to laugh.
[She’s not stupid, she just wasn’t wearing her glasses.]
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