[taken from here]

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.

Online Name:
kalafudra doesn’t have any definitions, not surprisingly. And since that’s basically the only handle I’ve ever used, I’ll have to leave this blank.

Age: 25 [there are surprisingly many definitions for this one]

Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25. LSD, acid

One of your friends:
deadra, teashoe, aber karamba all aren’t defined. So I went with *.

The Universal Symbol Of The Catch.

Used extensively in web advertising, promotions, and spam. Placing the symbol after a statement is a legally permissible way to lie.

Win A FREE iPod!*
Then, at the bottom of the site in 4-point same-color-as-background font…
*By subscribing to 5 million offers, spending five times the money it costs to buy the iPod, giving us all your personal and financial info, and expressly permitting us to spy on you until the end of time.

What should you be doing: paying attention [to the movie “Somewhere” I’m currently watching but which is boring me out of my mind]

[No direct hit]

Attention Span Ponzi Scheme

An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.

Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.

Favourite colour: Orange [or red, but the results were better here]

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.

“Hey, nice tan… in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster.”

Your birthplace: Vienna

a complete slut, biotch, liar, phony, and trailer trash that goes for guys waaaay out of her league.

She doesn’t deserve the bachelor, she’s such a Vienna — oh wait that’s her name!!

Last person you talked to: customer

Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter.

“Excuse me, where are your Dan Brown books?”

Last thing you had to drink: water

Epic misspelling of “whatever”.

Originated in Southern California after a heated exchange on Myspace was ended with someone saying “you sure are an ass to me to try to make me look dumm.. water im out”

“I have tons of homework, but water im out”
“She said “I love you” and I was like, water”

Though I also liked:

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet

EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

Your nickname: Le

law enforcement in the escort world

the ho was cautious of LE.

What we’ve learned today: any word has some dirty and/or drug-related meaning.