Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

Girl on the Third Floor
Director: Travis Stevens
Writer: Travis Stevens
Cast: C.M. Punk, Trieste Kelly Dunn, Sarah Brooks, Elissa Dowling, Karen Woditsch, Travis Delgado, Marshall Bean
Part of: /slash Filmfestival
Seen on: 25.9.2019

Pregnant Liz (Trieste Kelly Dunn) just bought a big house for her family in the suburbs. But the place is a fixer-upper and needs a lot of work. So her husband Don (C.M. Punk) goes ahead to start with the renovations. He soon learns that the house has quite a colorful past, but he is much more preoccupied with his sexy – and very flirtatious – neighbor Sarah (Sarah Brooks). And of course, the house itself that has some very strange qualities.

Girl on the Third Floor was okay. Some things were not that bad, but overall it just left me pretty cold (except for when it was rather disgusting).

The film poster showing the house in front of a red background. The basement is shaped like the bottom half of a heart.
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Don’t Kill It (2016)

Don’t Kill It
Director: Mike Mendez
Writer: Robert Olsen, Dan Berk
Cast: Dolph Lundgren, Kristina Klebe, Elissa Dowling, Michael Aaron Milligan, Billy Slaughter, Aaron McPherson, Jasi Cotton Lanier
Part of: /slash Filmfestival
Seen on: 1.10.2016
[Review by cornholio.]

Jebediah Woodley (Dolph Lundgren) is a demon hunter. The best demon hunter. So when a demon hits the small Mississippi town of Chicory Creek, Jebediah is there to take care of it. Also there is FBI agent Evelyn Pierce (Kristina Klebe) who came to investigate the series of murder that the demon caused. While they both have their doubts about the work of the other, it doesn’t take long until they’re forced to team up.

Don’t Kill It knows exactly what it is and what it has to offer – and that is the perfect B-movie experience. So they throw all their weight into presenting the best piece of trash they could possibly offer – and it’s glorious.

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