One of the most horrifying-but-funny things I ever found in the internet (and I have seen a lot of shit), are the AOL search logs on somethingawful.com. I’m just going through them again and am torn between laughing and crying and hitting my head repeatedly on the desk.

In the spirit of this, two new hilarious search terms my blog was found with.
“is kris kristofferson a christian?” – Judging from his name, yes.
“understand the ending of p.s. i love you” – What’s so hard to understand about that???
On a unrelated note:
is this guide useful ??
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL1928086720080519?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews
And its not the food I am asking for :P
*rofl*
I think it might be charming coming from a foreigner, but an Austrian who would aproach me with “Servas, fesche Katz” or “Kuess die Hand, gnae Frau” has to be either crazy or over 60 or both.
Also, I’d never order a “Soizguakn”, not only because I don’t like them, but because you should order a “Essigguakerl”.
The only thing that is remotely useful is “Ham Se an Kaiserschmoan mit Zwetschknroesta?”.
I’ll take that as a Yes. Time to learn some Austrian pickup lines. :P
BTW, whats that pic you have in the blog header?
You want some really good pickup lines, let me think about it. I’ll try to make them as Austrian as possible.
The pic: It’s by Shaun Tan (shauntan.net), from his picture book “Rabbits” (probably not the whole title). I posted about him a while ago (see category art –> Shaun Tan). Thanks for asking :)
No probs :) I have been thinking about asking it for while.