We all know that the internet is screwing with our attention spans. Let’s celebrate that fact!
Here are 10 videos shorter than 30 seconds and completely awesome. Most are funny, though a few are more black humour than anything else.
In any case, you will have reached the end of this post in about 10 minutes. If your internet connection is really slow.
10. – 8. Bad Movie Lines
All of the following three videos claim to capture the worst dialogue in the history of film… and they’re all pretty damn close at least.
But I have to mention The Room here because it’s so bad that it would be unfair to include it. [See here. Or here. Or here. Or here. Or here. And those are just the shorter than 30 seconds tidbits…]
7. Cute Things Falling Asleep
There’s actually a whole blog devoted to this… Say it with me now. AAAAAAAAWWWWWWW.
6. Man gets almost hit by bus
Holy fucking shit. And yet, my evil side is laughing really hard about this…
5. Obama’s Elf
There’s actually a whole German radio programme devoted to this kind of thing. Unfortunately, you have to know German for it to make any sense.
4. Suprised Kitty
Oh goodness, the cuteness.
3. The Sneezing Baby Panda
I don’t know why it makes me laugh so hard but it does.
2. Monkey!
Jonathan Coulton is awesome. The monkey beats him, though.
1. Kiefer Is a Pirate
It was very hard to decide between Kiefer and Monkey, but in the end, Kiefer has seniority.
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omg…I very nearly peed myself laughing just now.
And how sad is it that I not only know where vid number 10 comes from, I also clearly remember watching the whole thing.
It’s probably only half as sad as me thinking about downloading the Troll movies for their badness.
And I watched the film, too.
While we’re on the subject of trashy movies…do you know what we should do in July? We should watch this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034389/
(although I’m afraid that one might not be as awesome as I had hoped, because Kevin McDonald is actually a good director…but Channing Tatum gives me hope.)
And before we go to the cinema, we should rent this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462396/
This, my dear friend, is what we should do ^_^
That sounds like two awesome plans!
btw… we have to talk about which movies to watch this weekend. My suggestions:
– Sherlock Holmes
– The Last Station
– Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
– A Serious Man
And if you’re interested, we could check out Same Same But Different.
I know…I like that plan, too. It would be even better to watch Gröbi suffer through the films, but you can’t always get what you want, I guess ^.~
As for the weekend –
Yayyyyyyy!!!
Obviously.
Sure!!
Definitely.
and
Maybe? (If we have the time. I could live without seeing that one, I think.)
Actually…could we add “Up in the Air” to the list? (before “Same Same But Different”, obviously ^^)
I’m a little peeved that I’ll miss “Percy Jackson” by a week – I wanted to watch that in English.
I thought Up in the Air started a week later. In that case, of course that one’s more important.
And you could just come again for Percy…
Something*is* wrong with me.
Monkey is the only thing I thought funny. (The kitten is cute, too.)
Time to work on my attention-span btw. Most clips take to long for my taste oO
Seriously? I can understand that some people don’t enjoy bad movies as much as I do, but not even Kiefer?
lol @ attention span