Every time when I think that I can scrap this feature because people have finally understood that typing whole questions into search engines is an excercise in futility, the questions are back. *le sigh*
“is the movie jcvd in anyway biographical”?
Yes and no. The situation in the beginning of the movie – Van Damme fighting for custody (though in reality he has a son, not a daughter), only getting crappy roles in crappy movies etc. that’s pretty true. (Though I don’t know if Steven Seagal really cut his ponytail for a role and therefore booted Van Damme out.) The whole robbery thing – no, that didn’t really happen.
“what is my favorite disney movie?”
Well, how the hell should I know what your favourite disney movie is? At that, how should anyone but yourself find that out?
“what is the difference between a buffalo”?
I’m pretty sure that this question was cut off. If not, it’s another genius example of what we call Anti-Humor here in Austria. I love it.
Other examples would be:
- A pig goes round a corner and is gone.
- A man gets on the bus, drives for five stations, gets off and goes into a shopping center. When he comes out again, the bus is gone.
- Two scyscrapers sit in a cellar and knit oil. What is wrong with this picture?
Fish don’t have wings.
And now, there’s
- What’s the differenc between a buffalo?
Ow, there’s some like that in France too.
What’s the difference between a pigeon? Both feet are the same except the left one.
(or something like that.)
(“there are some” ?)
It’s good to see that that’s an international thing and not just an Austrian pecularity.
I like the pigeon question. :)
…. what’s the difference between a crocodile?
A line from Turandot (princesses’ question)
Of course you’re the one to be quoting Turandot when I talk about jokes that are funny because they aren’t funny.
Thank you for keeping the intellectual level of this site high.
:P
I knew the “Fish don’t have wings” part as “The shark from the internet cries “low energy level!””
There a situations when anti-jokes are most funny.
Turandot? Srsly?
Geeeeeez I feel dumb.
Not only you.
As I said, I love anti-jokes.
And your answer isn’t bad either.